Cute Tumblr Themes
thebootydiaries:


thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

feeling egg


oh my god


guys for real im laughing so hard rn

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

feeling egg

oh my god

guys for real im laughing so hard rn

gifyourass:

How the world sees America.

digging-in2-ur-pants:

dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

I was not ready

3 days ago1,357,582 plays

moriarty:

J ESUS TAKE THE WHEEL IM SO GAY

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

shitshilarious:

there is nothing theoretical about the cold, cold blood that flows through Stephen Hawking’s icy veins

lexicution3r:

lexicution3r:

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

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is michelle obama real

capjaxster:

BLACK = I would date you.

GREEN = I think you’re cute.

PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but i really love your blog.

ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.

 RED = I hate you with a burning passion.

YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.

BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.

PINK = I think you are unattractive.

GREY = I wish you would notice me.

okatu:

pie eating contest?
nah son free pie

okatu:

pie eating contest?

nah son free pie

sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"